Monday, August 14, 2017

IlLLUMINATIONS

Well, the Mistress is back at the Casa du Borghese, and happy to report the weekend at the Woods Campground was another rousing success. The weather was nice,the place packed, boys everywhere, and yet again the Mistress and her Aqua-Net@ and gin, didn't get to close to the nightly bonfire. Otherwise it would been like Shelia Matthews Allen in the elevator from the Towering Inferno. God, I love the movie. But I digress. Illuminations at the Woods is one of my favorite summer time events. To start with, there are about close to 5,000 luminaries bags that line the pathways. The people who have permanent sites there and the "weekenders" all do themes, candles, torches, lights, and lasers to layer on to the candlelight. It ranges from the simple to the elaborate of set ups. Some sites even invite you in for desserts, or shots....so you know everyone is good and lit! This year, I was joined by the Lad, who'd never been, and a faithful reader of my blog Cooper, who was very smooth and entertaining, and might I add, is quite handsome, with legs that could crack a walnut, and an ass you could bounce a roll of quarters off of. Oh dear, where was I? Oh yes......some recap of the weekend.....


Just for Anne -Marie....
Sperms...
When you have queens who are creative, technology savvy, and have time on their hands....I understand this took five hours of threading.
Simple but elegant....

The mistress even donned jewels!
Under the Sea....spectacular...

A drag friend of mine Gloria Hole had her own drag mini golf set up, you know for a hole in one.
One site had a variation of the Plinko game from the Price is Right...Drinko. One would drop two disk down through the pegs. When the disk lands, you do a shot of the libation and a mixer it lands on. Your's truly got caught up in the fun and tried. What did I get? Vodka and bacon juice. Yeah.
I love me a VW bus! And the two guys are adorable hippies. I played the tambourine there one night. Or sometime.
THE BARBIE GARDEN!!!!
And of course the Lad just had to capture a afternoon dip into the lake one day. And Cooper said if I blurred the face, I could post it. I hope you ate first, Cooper and my bare ass is coming... I told y'all he had nice legs...among other things. And I'll leave that there.

Now were all back to the Casa tonight before Cooper leaves tomorrow, and we head to P-town to meet up with Pearly Gates on Wednesday. Cooper was going to get a room before departure, but what kind of hostess would I be, so I invited him to say with us.  Service is much more legendary at the Casa anyway. We took Cooper over to The Raven today then showed him the town some. Then Ms.Moorecock tells me there is 8 guys at the door waiting for me. I says, I'm exhausted...send one home.

A huge thank you yet again to the Woods Campground for putting up with my ass, our hosts, and to Cooper for coming so far to meet again. Not to worry, my heart is as pure as the driven slush.
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45 comments:

  1. When do you go back to work? lol

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    1. what are you taking about? he'll be up and on his back again in no time.

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    3. Damn autocorrect....
      Because gin ain't cheap.

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  2. Lilypads! And loves all the lights. :-)

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  3. I do have to check this out sometime...looks very cool. Maybe next summer." Now were all back to the Casa tonight" so I take there will be no rest?

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    1. I can always leave it to you to take it to ground zero.

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    2. Hostess with the mostess for sure!

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  4. I have the feeling you played more then the tambourine at the hippy van. I do think I need to meet you two also. Good god those are asses......

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    1. Look me in the eyes when I talking to you.

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  5. nothing worst then Barbie/gay ken porn.

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  6. Very cool!!! The thread tent is amazing... how did they do that??? and the Resist!! Love it.

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  7. Looks like a fun weekend, but I'm only trying to figure out why you have glowing cock rings on your wrist?

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    1. How do we know he didn't have cock rings down there too? Talk about lighting the way......

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    2. More like a guiding light.

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  8. That's right, I almost forgot about the bags lighting up the pathway. Believe it or not, I would love to have that one of these days if I get a place with a backyard.

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    1. The bags are always my favorite part.

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  9. I don't know I could glamp all weekend, but I sure would like to see the Illuminations.....looks very cool and with you naked boys, who'd complain?

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  10. RESIST! FUCK YEAH!

    the chinese lanterns and the barbie/ken garden are other faves.

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  11. Oh my, it looks like an enlightening weekend. Great buns

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  12. I have friends who were up there this weekend also. They said it was so fun, everybody so friendly and no judgements. This weekend looks like a blast. I have to go at least once sometime.

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  13. I love the under the sea theme, that is so cool looking the way they did the jelly fish. And Mistress your shot of vodka and bacon juice sounds just terrible at the game.

    Can't wait to see you this week!!!!!!

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  14. I have the feeling the two kens weren't the only two in that position!!! Looks like a wonderful weekend. The Woods is getting quite well known on the whole east coast. A few in Chicago have even heard it.

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  15. GLOLIA HOLE IN-ONE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    Once back I have the feeling there was no resting either.

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  16. Is it legal to have this much fun for one summer??? I have also concluded Mistress, you have not worn many clothes this summer....if any!

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  17. Did everyone keep their clothes on during the candlelight exhibition, Mistress? It might be unwise to expose bare buttocks to a naked flame.

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    1. There were some chestnuts roasting over a open fire.

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  18. Cooper. Cooper. Cooper. Oh, my! Those look a bit like a dancer's legs and butt - I think we'd have lots to (ahem) discuss...
    Happy Tuesday, mistress. Hugs!!

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    1. Sports I believe...unless you include the hozional mumbo.

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  19. Amazing weekend. I tried to book two weekends all ready but they were sold out with space. It's mind blowing to see all the lights and candle bags. Sounds like Cooper was in good hands though......

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  20. Nice caboose you have there.

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    1. Thank you...it's available for pinches.

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  21. Looks like another wonderful time and place this summer. You always seem to pick the most beautiful holiday locations.

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  22. Enjoyed the illumination views! Although those Barbie's are creepy. But the asses made me perky up.

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  23. Mistress...your going to make this old lady blush looking at your bare bums! It all looks so nice. I too love the luminary bags all over. An aerial view would look neat I bet, but with the trees, would probably be impossible to get. And that thread tent is quite something.

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  24. What a weekend! I would be willing to try out the woods once too. Drinko!?!? Oh man. My favorite sites are the ones with the clear white lights, but there all well done. Must be neat in person.

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  25. Had a blast Mistress. Not only cute and well built but a great host and so damn funny. Are you ever off???? Thanks again so much for including me and showing me a great time.

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  26. Cooper looks really familiar... with his face blurred.

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  27. I love all the lights and illumins....but not hearing the "between the lines" I feel I need a bar of soap.

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